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Diane: "Cheers" is filmed
Before a live studio audience.

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Sammy,
Got three questions.

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One--who's going
To fix the ball return
On the pool table?

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Ok, I'll check
That today.
Check.

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Two--how much vermouth
For next month?

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Uh, an extra case.

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Three--why? Why? Why?

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Oh, come on,
Don't start with me
About the wedding.

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Oh, sammy, sammy!

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It actually looks like
You're going to go through
With this horrible thing.

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Why do you want
To marry this woman?

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I don't know,
Carla. It...

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It's not easy
To explain.

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I mean, why did you
Marry nick?

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Why? 'cause I was stupid,
That's why.

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Well...Actually,
There was a little more.

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What?

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You tell anybody this,
And I'll kill you.

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Oh, ok.

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Nick made me feel all...

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All...Squooshy inside.

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Squooshy?

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Squooshy.

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Yeah, well...

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That's how diane
Makes me feel--
All squooshy.

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Oh, yuck!
Double yuck! Oh!

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I'm going to throw up!
That is so disgusting!

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You said it!
What are you--

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I married nick
'cause he knocked me up.

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This is sickening! Oh!

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I only said it
'cause you said it.

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I need some air.
No, don't--

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Hey, guys, listen to this.

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Sam says diane makes him
Feel all squooshy.

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Oh, sammy!
Oh, sammy!

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Squooshy...

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Ohh!

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* sometimes
You wanna go *

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* where everybody
Knows your name *

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* and they're always
Glad you came *

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* you wanna be
Where you can see *

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* our troubles
Are all the same *

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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *

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Excuse me, young man.
I'm dr. Sumner sloane.

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I'm looking for
Diane chambers.

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Gee, I hope
She's not sick.

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No, I'm not a medical doctor.

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I'm in the literature department
At boston university,

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Where I occupy a chair.

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Hey, don't worry
About it.

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That's all I did
In school, too.

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Hey, that's
Sumner sloane there.

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The famous
Sumner sloane.

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The man who
Jilted diane?
Yep.

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He made a bigger
Doofus out of her
Than she made out of you.

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No easy trick.

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Oh, boy, that was one
Of your major league dumps, too.

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Poor little diane,
Up there on our doorstep,

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You know, turning to us
For shelter from life's storm.

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Yeah.

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Boy, oh, boy,
It seems like a long time ago,

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Doesn't it, normie?
Yep.

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A lot's changed since
That fateful night, huh?

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Yeah.
As I recall,

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You were
Sitting over there
Drinking a beer,

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And I was
Sitting right here
Having a beer

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Kind of wishing
You'd shut up.

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Good memory.
Yeah.

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[diane laughing]

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Hello, diane.

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Hello, sumner.

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Hello, sam, old man.
Sumner.

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I understand
Congratulations
Are in order.

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You heard about
Our engagement?

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Yes. Wonderful news
Traveled fast.

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Sam, old man,
I'd like to steal away
Your lovely bride-to-be

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For a private chat

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With your permission.

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You're not going
To try and take her
Away from me,

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Are you, sumner?

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It's obvious you've cast
A spell over diane

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That someone with even
My considerable charms

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Would find difficult
To break.

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Well, maybe with your charms
And a jug of cheap wine.

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Hello.

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I'm dr. Frasier crane.
Perhaps you've heard of me.

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Not till this moment.

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Well, it just so happens
That I was once engaged
To diane, too.

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Ah. Is there anyone
In this bar you haven't
Been engaged to?

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Well, I believe
The floor is now open

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To nominations
For pompous ass
Of the year award.

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Hey, remember us,
Dr. Sloane?

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How could I forget?
Barney, wally, ed.

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When I heard
Of your impending
Marriage to sam,

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I thought perhaps
I had overestimated you.

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So I pored through
Everything that
You'd written--

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Letters, poems,
Short stories.

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The pages burned
With your talent, diane.

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And I was singed.

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Why are you
Telling me this?

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I was so impressed by one
Of your unfinished novels,

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I took the liberty
Of sending it to a friend

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Who's an editor
At houghton mifflin.

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You had no right
To do that.

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While he concurs with me

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That it's rough,
Embryonic, and immature,

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He loves it...

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And thinks it has
A very good chance
Of being published.

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Published?!

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I knew it.
I felt it.

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I've never
Been more alive
In my life

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Than when
I was writing that.
Which one was it?

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"Jocasta's conundrum".

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Yes!

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I'm going to be
A novelist!

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I'm going to be
A novelist!

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This doesn't
Guarantee publication.

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He has other people
To convince.

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And he'll have to see
The finished work.

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Actually, I haven't
Quite finished it.

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I haven't written for...

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Five years.

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That's about
The same amount of time

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You've been interred
In this tomb of thought.

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Oh...Roughly.

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It's imperative
You get out of here

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And finish this novel
Immediately.

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You can use
My cabin in maine.

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It's where I go to do
Most of my profound thinking.

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You'll love it.

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Ted koppel has a little place
Right down the road.

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I can't. I'm going
To marry sam.

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Do you realize
The implications of
The choice you're making?

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There's no choice.

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A woman can be married
And write, too.

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Oh, I get it.

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You're going to write
The great american novel

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In between driving the kids
To little league games,

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Changing the litter box,

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And teaching sam pinochle

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So you can have
The mundanes
Over to dinner.

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Well, even if
I can't do both,
I don't care.

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Of course you don't.

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Sam's bludgeoned
All the spirit
Out of you

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And dragged you
Back down to his level.

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No one was dragged,
Sumner.

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Sam and I
Walked arm-in-arm
To his level.

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I think you'd
Better leave now.

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Yes, I'll leave.

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But the time will come
When you'll look back
On this moment

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And realize you made
A terrible mistake.

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I'm glad I won't be around
To witness that.

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So am I.

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Touche.

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How appropriate that
As I take my leave of you,

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You are holding
The eight ball.

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Goodbye, diane.

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Diane: sam?
Yeah.

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Well, there you are.
Where have you been?

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I was at
The dentist.

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I had something
Caught in my teeth.

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Oh.

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What are you
Up to there?

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I've started addressing
Our wedding invitations.

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So...What did sumner
Have to say?

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Well, it seems he has
Submitted the manuscript

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Of one of my novels
To an editor

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Who thinks it
Might be publishable

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With a little work.

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Well, that's great...
Isn't it?

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Well, it's very flattering.

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And I'm not easily flattered.

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No, I know, I know.

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That's--

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That's one of
The most remarkable
Things about you.

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Thank you, sam.

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Hey, wait a minute,
You know.

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This could
Work out perfectly.

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Why don't we postpone
The wedding?

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Postpone it?

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Yeah! Absolutely.

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I mean, you could go off
And finish your book.

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And it would give me
A chance to do something

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I've wanted to do
All my life.

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What?

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What do you mean,
What? You want me
To name it?

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That'd be good.

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Well, I'd take
A trip to the orient.

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Yeah, yeah, I always
Wanted to go to the orient.

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You've never said anything
About a trip to the orient.

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Well, no, not
In so many words,

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But, I mean,
You know how much
I like chinese food.

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It's...

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Sam, I've waited
Several years
For this marriage

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And I don't want
To wait any longer.

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I'm starting
To get scared.

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Oh, no.

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Something always seems
To screw us up.

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Usually it's you.

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Sometimes it's me.

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Let's get married now.

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What do you mean, now?

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Now. Tonight.

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Tonight.

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Yeah.

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What's the rush?

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It feels like you
Want to do this fast

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So that you don't
Change your mind.

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You're the one
Who seems to be
Changing his mind.

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No, no, I'm not.
No, I'm not.

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Well, good, then
There's no problem.

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Let's marry tonight.

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Well, maybe we will,
Maybe we won't.

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We ought to
Think about this.

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All right, fine.

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You sit down,
Think about it.

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I'll make us some tea.

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00:10:01,053 --> 00:10:04,623
If you get stuck,
Call me. I'll come in
And jiggle your head.

219
00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:13,532
Tea time, dear.

220
00:10:17,303 --> 00:10:19,738
I've had
A great life.

221
00:10:19,805 --> 00:10:22,841
My grandson's
A 25-game winner
With the...

222
00:10:22,908 --> 00:10:24,343
Red sox...

223
00:10:25,644 --> 00:10:28,280
I've got the prettiest
Wife in town.
Ohh!

224
00:10:28,347 --> 00:10:30,916
And I can still fire off
The old booster rockets
Now and again.

225
00:10:33,652 --> 00:10:36,788
And don't forget
Your pinochle's
Coming along quite well.

226
00:10:36,855 --> 00:10:39,758
Yes, yes. You know,
Now that I've got
The hang of it,

227
00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:42,994
I kinda
Like that game.

228
00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:44,396
Who called there
A minute ago?

229
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That was your
Granddaughter samantha.
Oh!

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She said
To tell her gramps

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That she has
A new boyfriend.

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Uh-oh.

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00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:55,307
What's he like?

234
00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:57,243
Well, he sounds like
A fine young man.

235
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She says he has
His doctorate in...

236
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:04,383
Laser beam
Demolecularization.

237
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,785
Only one thing
Kept me from going
Into that myself.

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00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:10,689
I don't have
The brains
Of a turnip.

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00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,858
[both laugh]

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00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,762
[knock on door]

241
00:11:16,828 --> 00:11:18,664
I'll get it.

242
00:11:22,868 --> 00:11:24,803
Maybe you'd
Better do it.

243
00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,541
I'd rather watch
You walk anyway.

244
00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:31,377
You know, it is
Absolutely amazing

245
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,312
How you've held on
To your figure.

246
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,615
Well, it's amazing how you've
Held on to it, too.

247
00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:40,186
Oh, clifford.

248
00:11:41,753 --> 00:11:44,756
You hit the jackpot
There, diane.

249
00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:48,560
Oh, thanks so much.
Would you like to come in
And have a cup of tea?

250
00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,162
Oh, don't mind if I do.

251
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:52,198
Good.

252
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,968
When are you going
To retire, cliff?

253
00:11:57,035 --> 00:12:01,106
Retire?
Hell's bells, sammy.

254
00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:05,477
Being a mailman's
Still the surest way I know

255
00:12:05,544 --> 00:12:08,146
Of meeting the, uh...

256
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:11,983
Women!
Women.

257
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,788
[knock on door]

258
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:19,057
I'll get it.

259
00:12:19,124 --> 00:12:21,126
No, maybe not.

260
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:27,999
Let me. We seem to be
Very popular today.

261
00:12:29,835 --> 00:12:32,338
Ohh...
Evening, everybody.

262
00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,572
Both: norm!

263
00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,106
Norman.

264
00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:36,141
What's up, norm?

265
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,377
Me, about 30 times a night.

266
00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:44,583
Norman, shall I get you
A cup so you can join us
In some tea?

267
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,485
No, no,
Thanks, diane.

268
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:48,720
I'm just here
To pick up cliffie.

269
00:12:48,787 --> 00:12:50,922
We're going
To go on over

270
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,858
To woody's bar
And have
A few beers.

271
00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:54,059
Well, tell woody
We say hi.

272
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,594
Yeah.

273
00:12:55,661 --> 00:12:56,962
How's he doing
With the bar?

274
00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,830
Well, sammy,
He's turned it

275
00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:00,532
Into a real
Family enterprise,

276
00:13:00,599 --> 00:13:01,967
You know. He's...

277
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,936
He and his kid
Are working
Behind the bar.

278
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:08,106
And he's got his wife
And daughter are
Actually waiting tables.

279
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,943
End of the evening,
They apparently take off
All their shoes and socks

280
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,845
And add up
The receipts.

281
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:21,320
Yeah...
We're out of here.

282
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:22,454
Cliffie.

283
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,490
Women.

284
00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:26,124
We're out of here.

285
00:13:26,191 --> 00:13:27,859
Well, I, uh...

286
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:31,196
Really nice
Seeing you two again.

287
00:13:31,263 --> 00:13:34,566
Diane, you get
Better looking every year.

288
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,568
Why, thank you,
Clifford.

289
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:39,705
Yeah. Wish I could say
The same thing about vera.

290
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:42,408
Norman, didn't you tell
Us that vera still has

291
00:13:42,474 --> 00:13:44,209
The figure
Of a young girl?

292
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,278
Diane,
It's tattooed
On her back.

293
00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:50,782
Good one.

294
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:53,251
Good one.

295
00:13:53,319 --> 00:13:55,153
You know, sam...

296
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:58,089
We are blessed.

297
00:13:58,156 --> 00:14:02,628
We have wonderful friends
And a wonderful family.

298
00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:05,531
Certainly has been
A good life.

299
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,770
Do you have
Any regrets?

300
00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:14,806
None.

301
00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:19,378
Now what about that book
You were going to write
A long time ago?

302
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,112
Don't you ever wish
That you had done that

303
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:22,548
Instead of married me?

304
00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:26,217
Oh, that was
Years and years ago, sam.

305
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:29,154
I know that,
But don't you
Have any regrets?

306
00:14:30,356 --> 00:14:32,324
Sam malone...

307
00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:36,227
I wouldn't trade one
Minute of my life with you

308
00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:39,731
For the nobel prize
In literature.

309
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,233
[telephone rings]

310
00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:45,904
I'll get it.
[ring]

311
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,807
Oh.

312
00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:51,610
Hello?

313
00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:53,479
I don't know
Why, carla!

314
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:56,482
Because I love her,
Now can we just leave
This alone, please?

315
00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:03,455
Diane:
Teatime, sam.

316
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:09,060
So, what's
Your answer--

317
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:10,929
"Yes" or
"I need more time
To think about it"?

318
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,565
Hmm.

319
00:15:13,632 --> 00:15:15,100
Ok.

320
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,002
You mean it?
Yeah.

321
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:18,737
Oh, sam!

322
00:15:18,804 --> 00:15:20,205
You won't
Regret it.

323
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,206
Well, I just hope you don't.

324
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,141
Oh, I never shall.

325
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,610
Thank you.

326
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,947
Come on, let's do it.
Let's go get a justice
Of the peace.

327
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,450
Better yet,
Let's wed at cheers.

328
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:32,451
The bar?

329
00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:34,185
It's ideal.

330
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,154
Right there
In front of our
Dearest friends

331
00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:37,389
Who've been witness
To our love,

332
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,791
Seen the good times
And the bad times,

333
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:42,293
Shared our joys
And sorrows.
How perfect.

334
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,296
Those dear souls will
Share our moment

335
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,132
Of ultimate joy.

336
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,067
Better still,
Why don't we have them
Over right here?

337
00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,201
We'll do it right here.

338
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:52,938
Oh, I don't want
Those people in my house.

339
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,368
All right, I got
$20 says they
Won't do it.

340
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,804
All right, well,
I got 30 here says

341
00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:11,672
They tie
The knotsky tonightsky.

342
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:13,340
I'd like a piece
Of that, cliff.

343
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,076
Because, you see,
I'm convinced
That the words "I do"

344
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,878
Are not in
The woman's vocabulary.

345
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:18,813
All right.

346
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,047
Let's see how much
You've got there.

347
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,116
Come on,
Put your money
Where your mouth is.

348
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,550
Hey, everybody!

349
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:26,553
All: hey!

350
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,422
Wish me luck, huh.

351
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,424
[applause]

352
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,660
Sammy, uh, let me just
Give you a little
Piece of advice

353
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:37,198
I wish somebody
Would have given me once.

354
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,101
Run, sammy.

355
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,235
Just run like the wind.

356
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:44,571
Disappear into the night.
Go, sammy, go!

357
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,341
[plays "The wedding march"]

358
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,146
Women: ohh!

359
00:16:52,213 --> 00:16:54,148
[crying]

360
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,761
I understand
That this has been

361
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,330
A long time
In coming.

362
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,199
So without
Further delay,

363
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,301
We'll get to
The matter at hand.

364
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,170
You, sam,
And you, diane,

365
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,272
Have complied with
The general laws

366
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,374
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,

367
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,410
And there are no
Apparent impediments
To this marriage...

368
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,412
[wailing]

369
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:31,552
Therefore,
Do you, sam malone,

370
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,254
Take this woman,
Diane chambers,

371
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,755
To be your lawfully
Wedded wife

372
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,223
Till death
Do you part?

373
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,159
I do.

374
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,228
[wailing]

375
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,998
[telephone rings]

376
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,432
Cheers.

377
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,435
Oh, just a second.
Miss chambers, it's for you.

378
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,207
Woody, I'm kind of busy.

379
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,242
Oh, uh...

380
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:56,477
Listen, she's
Getting married.

381
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,012
Can I take a message?

382
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,915
You're kidding.

383
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,350
Oh, that's--

384
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,786
Yeah, that's great!
That's unbelievable!

385
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,955
Yeah. You're welcome.

386
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,358
Go ahead.

387
00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:16,830
No, no,
Don't go ahead.

388
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,465
Woody, what is it?

389
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,501
They're going to publish
Miss chambers' book.

390
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,204
They're giving her
A big advance
To finish it.

391
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:27,041
Um...To continue.

392
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:34,015
Diane chambers,
Do you take this
Man, samuel malone,

393
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:36,150
To be your lawfully
Wedded husband

394
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:37,651
Till death
Do you part?

395
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,653
What?

396
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,055
Oh, yes.
Of course.

397
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:43,290
Why wouldn't I?

398
00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:45,526
Well, then,
By the powers
Vested in me

399
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,328
By the governor
Of the commonwealth
Of massachusetts,

400
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,629
I now
Pronounce you man--

401
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,032
No, you don't.

402
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:54,101
I want to change my answer.

403
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,670
What did he say?

404
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:57,939
Sam...

405
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,740
I'm...

406
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,581
Look, you got
To do this book.

407
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,715
You have to.

408
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,451
I don't care
About the book.

409
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,920
I care about you.

410
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,721
Go ahead.

411
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,023
From the beginning,
Please.

412
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,424
This is inhuman.

413
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:22,063
You sam and you
Diane have complied

414
00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:24,765
With the general
Regulations
And the...

415
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,367
Laws of
The commonwealth of--

416
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,335
No. Wait, wait, wait.

417
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,870
Look, I don't want
To be married

418
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:32,239
To a woman who's
Going to be always
Asking, "What if?"

419
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,111
I'll tell you what,

420
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,281
You're bad at ballet,
You're terrible at acting,

421
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,316
You can't draw
Worth a lick,

422
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:45,052
You're bad at poetry,
Photography, cinema.

423
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,787
Omelettes. I mean,
They're going to have

424
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,523
To start inventing
Things for you
To be bad at.

425
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,926
Make your point, sam.

426
00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,129
You're good at writing.

427
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,697
I think we finally
Found something

428
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,299
You don't stink at.

429
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,002
But, sam, I--
Look, look.

430
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,971
This is important
For you.

431
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:07,408
I mean, I had
My day in the sun.

432
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,709
I may not have been

433
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,477
The greatest
Relief pitcher
In the world--

434
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,046
Yeah, you were, sammy.
Thank you.

435
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,080
The point is--

436
00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:18,185
The point is...
I took a shot.

437
00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,654
You got to take
Your shot.

438
00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:28,262
Well...

439
00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,864
We've always gone
With our feelings.

440
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:31,965
Yeah.

441
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,669
Are these your feelings?

442
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,639
Yes, they are.

443
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,576
I only want to do
What's best for us.

444
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,547
So?

445
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,518
Do you agree that
We shouldn't
Get married?

446
00:20:57,258 --> 00:21:00,027
I do.

447
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:03,397
[all cheering]

448
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,631
Thank you, thank you.

449
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,633
[indistinct chatter]

450
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:19,746
Well, maine awaits.

451
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:30,424
See you in six months.
Right.

452
00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,659
Right.

453
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:45,972
Next time, let's have
Our wedding somewhere else.

454
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,041
Anything you say.

455
00:21:59,353 --> 00:22:01,155
Hey...

456
00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:02,889
Have a good life.

457
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,428
"Have a good life"?

458
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,529
What?

459
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,164
Well, that's
Something you say

460
00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,566
When something's over.

461
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:16,437
Sam...I'm going away
For six months.

462
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,838
That's all.

463
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,841
So no more of this
"Have a good life" stuff.

464
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,410
You never know.
You could die.
I could die.

465
00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:25,045
The world could end.

466
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:26,513
One of us could
Bump our heads

467
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,482
And wander the streets

468
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,218
For the rest of our life
With amnesia.

469
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:36,190
Or maybe one of us
Will decide they want
Something else.

470
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,661
None of those things
Will happen.

471
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,465
I'll be back here.

472
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,333
I will.

473
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,270
I'll see you in six months.

474
00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:51,272
Ok?

475
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:52,439
Ok.

476
00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:55,242
Ok. That's better.

477
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:11,057
Have a good life.

478
00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,394
["What'll I do?"Plays]